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Laloo Parsad |
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Laloo Parsad was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very ineficient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!".
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Color of hair |
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Teacher: Ruchi, tell me what the color of hair ? |
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Ruchi remain silent. |
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Teacher: Now, don’t feel scared. Give me answer. |
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Ruchi: What should I tell you? Father’s hair is black, grandfather’s hair is white and you are completely bald.
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Tamil Jokes |
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What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO
What do you call a really colorful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the Tennis superstar Lendl? Avan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).
What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built? Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won’t it stand?)
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Engineer died |
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An engineer died & was sent to hell by mistake.
Life in hell was very uncomfortable, so the engineer decided to install air conditioning,
lifts, flush toilets & a host of other modern conveniences.
One day God rang Satan to ask how things were in hell.
"Great!" replied Satan.
"Our engineer has made all kinds of improvements down here."
"What are you doing with an engineer!"
thundered God.
"That engineer must be sent up to heaven immediately or I'll sue!"
"Oh really?" replied Satan.
"And just where do you intend to find a lawyer
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